The world got word yesterday
that Zayn Malik, the member of One Direction who likes graffiti, exited
One Direction’s world tour due to rumor-based stress. Today, the world
has gotten word that everybody is worried about him.
Zayn, Zayn, Zayn. Our little Zayn. What’s going on in Zayn’s brain? A
good question, asked in vain. With enthusiasm hard to feign, he had to
just get on a plane, escape somewhere to remain sane: Zayn.
“The rest of the guys are really worried about him but
disappointed he’s not there. Their main concern is they want him to get
Though all of One Direction is worried, one member—the member who looks the most like Zayn, aside from Zayn himself—is the most worried:
“They don’t want him to quit. Louis [Tomlinson] is the closet to him and is the most worried.”
Aww. That is genuinely a little heartbreaking and very sweet. Louis!
However, Zayn, I do think you should quit.
Zayn, this job seems very stressful, you have been doing it since you
were a child, and I feel like you already have a lot of money—certainly
enough money. Maybe you have another interest you can pursue? I know,
for instance, that you have a graffiti room. Maybe you can think about
doing something with that. Turn your graffiti room into a graffiti
museum. Maybe graffiti t-shirts. I don’t know, Zayn.
Feel better—for Louis’s sake, if not your own.
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